There are plenty of ways to enter a pool. The stairs are not one of them.
Never cancel dinner plans by text message.
Just because you can doesn't mean you should.
When entrusted with a secret, keep it.
Don't dumb yourself down.
Hold your heros to a high standard.
All guns are loaded.
Don't linger in the doorway. In or out.
If you choose to go in drag, don't sell yourself short.
It's never too late for an apology.
Under no circumstances should you ask a woman if she is pregnant.
You only get one chance to notice a new haircut.
You are what you do. Not what you say.
Call your mother!
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